Sunday, November 09, 2008
Funny for you but not for me
I totally grabbed a lady's ass at the grocery store today. I accidentally knocked into her because the store was jam packed, it was a Sunday after all. Anyway, after I bumped her I automatically put my arm out to steady her (I guess I am used to knocking into little kids and they tend to fall over?) and when I put my arm down my hand landed right on her ass! Oh my god! I was totally embarrassed. I apologized profusely and then hustled out of that aisle.